Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Code Lyoko. Pedobear would be proud

I'm not sure if you guys now a lot about Code Lyoko,since is a more obscure show that Pokemon or SpongeBob Squarepants,so I'll make a little summary of it before I start with the post.

Code Lyoko is a French animation series that follows the adventures of four kids that discover a supercomputer in the basement of an abandoned factory. This computer allows them to enter in the world of Lyoko,where the evil IA Xana is doing mischiefs that often materialize in the real world. They have to stop Xana with the help of the good IA Aelita and the ability of the computer to return 24 hours in the real world.

Here's a picture of the main characters

From left to right: Jeremy, Ulrich, Yumi, and Odd. Yeah,that's supposed to be a dog

Now that you know,let's start with this.

"The Schyphozoa and his bit "possessing Aelita" or "stealing her memories". And the tree roots in "Sabotage" molesting Yumi..."

Tentacle rape. Did I mention that they are 11 years old? And this is Fetish Fuel? Meaning that the person who wrote this probably masturbates thinking about it? Well,this is a bit tricky,since Aelita is an IA,so she is not really 11 years old , only looks like one,but still...Ugh.

"In "Attack of the Zombies", 11-year-old Milly is attacked in the shower by her zombified friend Tamiya, and spends the rest of the episode in a bathrobe. Could be as much Nightmare Fuel as Fetish Fuel, though"

"Could be?" 11-year-old girls attacked by zombies! In the shower! There are like 3 different fetishes there! I don't find the situation that scary,though. Unless you are talking about the concept of people being turned on by this. Then yeah, it's scary.

"In "Routine", as if the almost-kiss wasn't enough, at one point early in the episode, when Ulrich and one-off character Émilie are walking down a hallway towards each other, both in bathrobes, Émilie's bathrobe is oh-so-casually sliding off her shoulder, though she puts it back up after they cross paths. Did we mention this is right after Ulrich's shower scene? Children's sci-fi adventure show indeed."

 Oh my God, two kids in bathrobes?? AFTER SHOWERING?? And the girl's freaking shoulder is shown??? I must fap furiously!!!!! This show is obviously not for children. It's for adults. Pedophiles,but adults still.

"Why, why, why did Yumi only wore her party clothes in the first episode and never thereafter? Detached Sleeves + Bare Your Midriff + Minidress of Power + Zettai Ryouiki = Hot Damn!"

 You forgot a term in the equation. Here you got: Detached Sleeves + Bare Your Midriff + Minidress of Power + Zettai Ryouiki + Eleven years = You pervert

"Is there a Big Head fetish out there?"

You don't know how bad I wish there isn't.

"There is indeed. In fact, it frequently (though not always) goes well with the glasses fetish, the genius fetish, and the technogeek fetish"

 Fuck you.

"Another little bit of Fridge Logic: during Season 1, in-between XANA's attacks, Aelita is shown "learning about the real world" with the interface of a tower. Now, this likely mean through the Internet... which would equate to lots of time spent on the Web — more than a year, in fact, and of full-time, since she has no need for sleep at this point. Now, when you consider the obvious..."

 Wow, you are overthinking too much. So a girl having Internet access is somehow you fetish because she can watch porn?  Yeah of course, who doesn't know 11-year-old girls that watch porn everyday? When you let a girl of that age access to Internet, she will probably watch Justin Bieber videos and make a blog about her cat. That's it.

"Ulrich and Odd share a room. Opportunities for Ho Yay, anyone?"

There's no way they can share the room because they are friends,of course. They must be closet gays. So acording to this Fueler standards, if you share a room with your sister is because you are into incest,right?

So that makes it. There are more things in the page,but I think we all have had enough with the pedos, right?

(Fun Fact: In Spanish,"pedo" means fart. Another reason to them to be even more pathetic)

4 comments:

  1. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=63l6k5e2vcyaxwubh0rroba0&page=1

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  2. Anyone who gets turned by Code: Lyoko and is over the age of 18 is some who I wouldn't want to be near children.

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  3. You realize those characters are fictional and liking them is completely normal?

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  4. No way I thought they were real. This is like Loli and Shota, just because there aren´t real kids doesn't make it good. But I guess is better do this with fictional kids than with real ones.

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