Friday, September 10, 2010

Looney Tunes. Childhood ruined in 3...2...1....

Who would have thought that the classic Looney Tunes cartoons could be Fetish Fuel for someone? Well, they are, and I think we should respect everyone no matter their sexual tendences.



Nah, I'm just screwing with you.

"The sheer number of times that Bugs Bunny crossdresses boggles the mind. Probably the most famous example is in "What's Opera, Doc?""

Oh, and don't forget kissing another man. Because that's obviously treated as Fetish Fuel, and not as a comic relief.

"In one cartoon, Bugs marries Elmer Fudd in a Dream Sequence. With Fudd wearing the wedding dress."

It seems they didn't forget it.Good. Now seriously, it's amazing how people can find sexual excitement in situations that are played for laughs in children's cartoons. I understand people being furries, but c'mon, this is freaking Looney Tunes! It's like someone being excited by Olive Oyl. Is just wrong.

"Not one mention of Lola Bunny? Really? For shame..."

Hey Nostalgia Critic what do you have to say? :
"We don't wanna fuck bunnies! ...I can't believe I have to say this, we don't wanna fuck bunnies! I mean we're people! Therefore we like to fuck other people! I'm sure there's some SMALL percentage of people out there that like to fuck bunnies, but that hardly seems like a very profitable demographic. I mean, I put it to you: Have you ever seen a bunny that you ACTUALLY had the hots for?"
Poor innocent little guy, he didn't know of furries by that time.

"In "Banty Raids", Foghorn Leghorn is bound and beak-tied and forcibly dressed in drag by a machine, then married to a horny bantam rooster. "

Ok, the bound fetish is pretty common in real life, so I guess it's fine. The problem here once again is there are Looney Tunes cartoons. I think there are better places to please your bound fetish than Looney Tunes.

"Penelope Pussycat, the cat from the Pepe LePew shorts, especially when she gets a voice. Everything Sounds Sexier In French, indeed."

This is like the Lola Bunny thing, so I won't repeat myself in that. The response to that, however...

"By the way, what was the deal with Pepe? He's an attempted rapist for crying out loud."

Whoah,whoah,whoah and I thought I had a dirty mind. You know, there's platonic love and then there's rape. I don't remember Pepe le Pew putting sleeping pills in Penelope's drink anyway.

"This troper has sometimes had rather evil daydreams of Wile E. Coyote finally catching the Road Runner and eating him. What? That's what he wants to do!"

Oh my god an animal eating another animal? That is so exciting for some reason. Well, at least this person can say he has his collection of nature documentaries with educational purposes.

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