So here it is. My first article related to Troper Tales, the other hellhole of Tv Tropes. Unlike its subsection Fetish Fuel, Troper Tales has some interesting entries and can be a fun read. It even has 10 "Crowning Moment of Heartwarming " pages, a fact that I think speaks quite well of Tv Tropes users. But I know you people come here for the weird stuff, so...
From Stalker With A Crush:
"This troper just read this whole page... and hates you all (Or, to be exact, the ones who got stalked). How the HELL did you manage to get someone obsessed with you? I'm the first to admit, I'm a narcissist, so I would KILL for someone to be like that to me. Needless to say, they wouldn't even need to stalk me, as I'd keep them around 24/7. So, I repeat, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PEOPLE TO BE OBSESSED WITH YOU?!?!?! * breaks down in depression* "
Legends tell that this person goes to Police Stations every day and screams at women who had been raped how the hell did they manage to get raped. Because, you know, (s)he is a narcissist, and (s)he would KILL for getting raped. It's quite uncomfortable. (S)he also wears a T-Shirt that says "Do what you want, I'm a narcissist". Hell, (s)he is probably masturbating while reading this.
"This troper has a stalker who is four years older than her (she's in grade nine, stalker's in grade 12) who constantly follows and will approach her. Not only that, her stalker is extremely touchy-feely and has tried to massage this troper's shoulders numerous times, even though [I've] made it clear [I] do not like it. [I] finally just had to spoil the ending of Code Geass to get them off of my back. Did [I] mention that my stalker is a 6'2 girl? This troper is straight and is trying to stay faaaaar away. "
Now you know, if someone is stalking you, you just have to spoil the ending of some anime and that person will dissapear. Or he might as well rape you. It depends in the person.
"This troper took as many pictures of her as he dared. The jpegs and video clips are all in an organized folder... many times larger than the porn stash. MIKANAAAAAA "
Hey look, is Mayor Kravindish.
From Teacher Student Romance:
"I complimented my teacher's ass today thinking she would not hear (she was doing a 1 on 3 lesson, so it was just her and my mates) a couple of minutes later she pushed her hips against my shoulders for about 2 minutes. hard. she started moaning / panting loud enough for me to hear through my headphones that were on full blast. "
Den de nex dai we wuz at claz and seh tol me2 go 2 hre ofis an seh sed 2 me
-De teecha - I no wat u sed abut m ass ysterdau
Me: Im so sorry
*de teech: u don need 2 b. I liek it.
Den seh leaned in extra-close an i lloked in2 her awesum cleevage an i felt reely lucky.
And then…………… suddenly just as I her kissed me passionately. she climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against her desk. i took of her top and her took of my clothes. Then i put my boy thingie into hers and we did it for the first time.
-OH Dis troper!11111 Oh my fucking gud Dis troper11111!!! She screemed passively as i had an eructation. And then...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!!
It was................................. de principal!!!
From Parental Incest:
"This troper had a dream in which this happened. She woke up thoroughly squicked and needing Brain Bleach. "
OK, I can't really blame her because it just happened in a dream, but...did you really felt the need to tell the whole Internet about it? There's things you don't want to share with anyone, and this is definetly one of them.
So that's it. Yes, I know is a short entry,but I need to go and look for more Troper Tales pages to rant about. There are lots of them! If you have any suggestions, just post a comment.
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