Troper Tales Tidbits. Incest, Stalking and Self-Insert fic.

So here it is. My first article related to Troper Tales, the other hellhole of  Tv Tropes. Unlike its subsection Fetish Fuel, Troper Tales has some interesting entries and can be a fun read. It even has 10 "Crowning Moment of Heartwarming " pages, a fact that I think speaks quite well of Tv Tropes users. But I know you people come here for the weird stuff, so...

From Stalker With A Crush:

"This troper just read this whole page... and hates you all (Or, to be exact, the ones who got stalked). How the HELL did you manage to get someone obsessed with you? I'm the first to admit, I'm a narcissist, so I would KILL for someone to be like that to me. Needless to say, they wouldn't even need to stalk me, as I'd keep them around 24/7. So, I repeat, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET PEOPLE TO BE OBSESSED WITH YOU?!?!?! * breaks down in depression* "

Legends tell that this person goes to Police Stations every day and screams at women who had been raped how the hell did they manage to get raped. Because, you know, (s)he is a narcissist, and (s)he would KILL for getting raped. It's quite uncomfortable. (S)he also wears a T-Shirt that says "Do what you want, I'm a narcissist". Hell, (s)he is probably masturbating while reading this.

"This troper has a stalker who is four years older than her (she's in grade nine, stalker's in grade 12) who constantly follows and will approach her. Not only that, her stalker is extremely touchy-feely and has tried to massage this troper's shoulders numerous times, even though [I've] made it clear [I] do not like it. [I] finally just had to spoil the ending of Code Geass to get them off of my back. Did [I] mention that my stalker is a 6'2 girl? This troper is straight and is trying to stay faaaaar away. "


Now you know, if someone is stalking you, you just have to spoil the ending of some anime and that person will dissapear. Or he might as well rape you. It depends in the person.

"This troper took as many pictures of her as he dared. The jpegs and video clips are all in an organized folder... many times larger than the porn stash. MIKANAAAAAA "

Hey look, is Mayor Kravindish.



From Teacher Student Romance:

"I complimented my teacher's ass today thinking she would not hear (she was doing a 1 on 3 lesson, so it was just her and my mates) a couple of minutes later she pushed her hips against my shoulders for about 2 minutes. hard. she started moaning / panting loud enough for me to hear through my headphones that were on full blast. "

Den de nex dai we wuz at claz and seh tol me2 go 2 hre ofis an seh sed 2 me

-De teecha - I no wat u sed abut m ass ysterdau
Me: Im so sorry
*de teech: u don need 2 b. I liek it.

Den seh leaned in extra-close an i lloked in2 her awesum cleevage an i felt reely lucky.

And then…………… suddenly just as I her kissed me passionately. she climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against her desk. i took of her top and her took of my clothes. Then i put my boy thingie into hers and we did it for the first time.

-OH Dis troper!11111 Oh my fucking gud Dis troper11111!!! She screemed passively as i had an eructation. And then...

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!!!

It was................................. de principal!!!


From Parental Incest:

"This troper had a dream in which this happened. She woke up thoroughly squicked and needing Brain Bleach. "

OK, I can't really blame her because it just happened in a dream, but...did you really felt the need to tell the whole Internet about it? There's things you don't want to share with anyone, and this is definetly one of them.

So that's it. Yes, I know is a short entry,but I need to go and look for more Troper Tales pages to rant about. There are lots of them! If you have any suggestions, just post a comment.

This Troper might make "Troper Tales" articles.

I'm not going to stop doing Fetish Fuel, but seeing as a lot of the entries there share the same fetishes, I think is redundant to diss in transformation or Loli three times in the same article. So I'll start doing also Troper Tales. Now, where I should begin?


* reads the Stalker With A Crush page*



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Oh boy, this is going to be fun.

You think that's bad? Remember the Family Guy article?

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Looney Tunes. Childhood ruined in 3...2...1....

Who would have thought that the classic Looney Tunes cartoons could be Fetish Fuel for someone? Well, they are, and I think we should respect everyone no matter their sexual tendences.

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Nah, I'm just screwing with you.

"The sheer number of times that Bugs Bunny crossdresses boggles the mind. Probably the most famous example is in "What's Opera, Doc?""

Oh, and don't forget kissing another man. Because that's obviously treated as Fetish Fuel, and not as a comic relief.

"In one cartoon, Bugs marries Elmer Fudd in a Dream Sequence. With Fudd wearing the wedding dress."

It seems they didn't forget it.Good. Now seriously, it's amazing how people can find sexual excitement in situations that are played for laughs in children's cartoons. I understand people being furries, but c'mon, this is freaking Looney Tunes! It's like someone being excited by Olive Oyl. Is just wrong.

"Not one mention of Lola Bunny? Really? For shame..."

Hey Nostalgia Critic what do you have to say? :
"We don't wanna fuck bunnies! ...I can't believe I have to say this, we don't wanna fuck bunnies! I mean we're people! Therefore we like to fuck other people! I'm sure there's some SMALL percentage of people out there that like to fuck bunnies, but that hardly seems like a very profitable demographic. I mean, I put it to you: Have you ever seen a bunny that you ACTUALLY had the hots for?"
Poor innocent little guy, he didn't know of furries by that time.

"In "Banty Raids", Foghorn Leghorn is bound and beak-tied and forcibly dressed in drag by a machine, then married to a horny bantam rooster. "

Ok, the bound fetish is pretty common in real life, so I guess it's fine. The problem here once again is there are Looney Tunes cartoons. I think there are better places to please your bound fetish than Looney Tunes.

"Penelope Pussycat, the cat from the Pepe LePew shorts, especially when she gets a voice. Everything Sounds Sexier In French, indeed."

This is like the Lola Bunny thing, so I won't repeat myself in that. The response to that, however...

"By the way, what was the deal with Pepe? He's an attempted rapist for crying out loud."

Whoah,whoah,whoah and I thought I had a dirty mind. You know, there's platonic love and then there's rape. I don't remember Pepe le Pew putting sleeping pills in Penelope's drink anyway.

"This troper has sometimes had rather evil daydreams of Wile E. Coyote finally catching the Road Runner and eating him. What? That's what he wants to do!"

Oh my god an animal eating another animal? That is so exciting for some reason. Well, at least this person can say he has his collection of nature documentaries with educational purposes.

Weird Fetishes sell. ( Advertising )

You wouldn't expect something so harmless-looking like the "Advertising" article to be material for this blog. Well, yes it is. Sorry, I can't come with anything witty to write here.

"A German ad for Tampax brand tampons involves a woman, naked except for white panties and goggles, being sprayed with red liquid. The camera zooms in on her torso, then her face being covered with the red liquid, then zooms back out to display her still pristine white panties, despite being otherwise completely covered in the "blood"."

Watching "The Shining" with this person must be really weird. You know, for the erections and all that.

"There was a European commercial for fruit and vegetables that had them popping and dripping all over women's faces."

 That commercial was a parody of the concept "Sex Sells". Well, this person obviously didn't get the joke.

"The Orangina advertisements. It's like the ad crew, when asked to create an animal mascot group that would appeal to adults, went online and downloaded as much Furry porn as they could, for reference. Words cannot do it justice."

Oh my God, the furries have gained access to the publicity bussiness! They are gaining power, I told you! Soon, the whole planet will be theirs and no one will be safe! It's time to panic!!!! Seriously though, I have to agree that that commercial is so obviously furry appealing that I can't really criticize that Troper for putting it in.

"There was a commercial for Hardee's in which people are "measuring" how big their mouths are - by stuffing their fists, or a huge stack of straws. An article for Slate even comment on how they managed to get this one in general hours."

I bet the Goatse guy used the same methods seen in that commercial. There, if you ever found that commercial sexually appealing I ruined it forever. I'm a bastard like that.

"Subservient Chicken, anyone?"

No, non, nein, не, Não, Nu, Ej, δεν, Yok, ううん,  نو... well, I think you get it.
 Ok, one more




"The infamous Carls Jr. commercials with Paris Hilton in a skimpy black outfit washing a car is considered hot by a certain section of the populace."

I can understand furry. I can understand Shota and Loli. I can understand inflation, bestialism, vorephilia. I can even understand that someone feels sexually aroused by "2 girls 1 cup". But Paris Hilton ? You are seriously messed up.

"The new M&M's Premiums commercials with the green M&M dancing around and licking chocolate off her fingers suggestively all while being showered with little M&M's like flower petals. Hotness!!"

-The guy with no name that shows up for no reason in " The Room" to make out with his girlfriend says : "Chocolate is a symbol of love".

"The new Old Navy ads featuring talking mannequins can be somewhat appealing if you have an inanimate TF fetish...Or So I Heard."

You know, it's called Uncanny Valley for a reason.

" This Capri Sun spot, which has a young Asian girl's hands and feet turned into whoopee cushions. Some kind of weird crossover between bondage, Lolicon, and inflation. And why the lingering shots of her feet? "

You know, when it features live actions humans is not really Lolicon. Just saying that.

"This German anti sexual abuse ad manages to mix Fetish Fuel, Squick, Misaimed Fandom, Naughty Tentacles, Poes Law, Uncanny Valley, Star Fish Alien, Nightmare Fuel, Mars Needs Women, Does This Remind You Of Anything, Freud Was Right, and Puppeteer Parasite all in one ad. And notice that she never actually attacks it or even attepts to stop it, Her worst reaction is in middle age, when she's like "Awe, I'm about to get raped again. Oh well."

I tried to watch that and I couldn't make it to the half, so I'll let the Tropers respond for me :

• This troper (who, admittedly, has had close brushes with sexual abuse in the past) found the ad intensely creepy. If you aren't into tentacle rape, the whole sinuous snake thing textured like human flesh is Nausea Fuel right off the bat. Since childhood, the woman in the ad is just resigned to having this thing draped all over her. It's not the sexual abuse that continues, but the scars it leaves. Hell, this troper is into tentacle porn and it made her want to gag.
• Well, I think that indicates how unsuccessful the ad is; when the only people who are creeped out are the ones who've been through it, I think it's safe to say you've screwed up.
• When your reaction to this ad is "o hai, Fetish Fuel", I think it's safe to say, YOU're messed up.

Thanks. I couldn't say it better. Mainly because I suck at English.

Harry Potter and the Leather Pants of Doom

Today we are looking at the Harry Potter article. You know, for a series that has spawned such a large number of Slash Fics the article about it in Fetish Fuel is not as bad as you would imagine. But don't worry , we'll find something.


"I'm sure Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter was intended to send chills down the spines of twelve-year-old fangirls. Just not in that way! (She could probably deal out some GREAT discipline...and imagine being Voldemort, rewarding her for a successful mission...Mmmm.) As it happens, said fangirl realized she liked girls as a direct result of her obsessive love for dear Bella. So it goes."

Well, if you're talking about the Bellatrix of the movies, I can understand. She's played by Helena Bonham Carter,after all. Now, if you are talking about the Bellatrix from the books...*shudders*  Sorry, but she is just scary! She killed Sirius! Poor guy *cries manly tears*

"Yes, we know he's not supposed to be sexy... but Snape's insistence on being called "Sir" still sends this troper's mind places that probably don't need to be expounded upon."


That was nice from you to no expound that. No, really.

"The very fact that a sweet, kind, reserved man like Remus Lupin has his... wolfish tendencies he must keep at bay... er, yeah, see the Twilight entry above. His "wolfish" nature is of course quite popular in fanfic."

I guess the Twilight entry (s)he is refering to was there before Harry Potter got its own page and it was placed in the Literature page. Anyway if I remember well the wolf Lupin transforms into in the books is described to look a lot like a regular wolf, so yeah. Oh, the werewolf from the movies? Sorry, I'm trying to delete the third movie from my mind.

"Sirius Black. Tom Riddle. Severus Snape."

Umm... Would you care to explain why? You are going against the Wiki rules, ma 'am!


"Harry Potter. When he is mad. Really, really mad."

Ugh... Sorry, it's OK you like it, it's only that I hated those parts of the books. Seriously, when did Harry Potter turn into a whiny brat that spents a third of the book talking in all-caps? He looks like a Youtube commenter.

"This troper just read a post on a forum that pointed out Dudley's only non-Harry contact with wizards gave him A: a pig's tail, and B: a large tongue. Upon reading that, this troper paused, then immediately opened the edit page for TV Tropes' Fetish Fuel:Literature."

I can see why would you want someone with a large tongue, but a pig's tail?  Even if you are a furry that's not exciting. It's a human with a pig's tail!

"The Death Eaters and the Ministry under Voldemort's control have strong Nazi overtones to them. These often achieve the desired result, but sometimes... they achieve something else. (Also, Gellert Grindelwald. Handsome blond gay Nazi, basically, and the whole covert poisonous friendship thing really, really pushes this troper's buttons. Damn it.)"

You know who also liked nazis? HITLER!! And you know who also made predictable jokes? TIM BUCKLEY!!

"The scene in Deathly Hallows, where Draco's Mom whispered in Harry's ear while feeling his chest, is the only time this troper has felt something move in his pants..."

Dude, she is asking him about the fate of her son. It's one of the most emotionally intense parts of the book and it gave you a boner? I pity you.

"In Goblet of Fire when Draco gets turned into a ferret against his will."

This is like the "SpongeBob turning into an octopus"  scene. Listen, I can understand transformation fetishes, but seriously, this is a 14-year-old boy turning into a ferret! How can be someone be turned on by that? Apparently I'm a self-righteous douche for not understanding it. Well , thats just wrong and *cough* GOD HATES FAGS *cough*. Oh man,this coughs. I need some Juanolas.

Code Lyoko. Pedobear would be proud

I'm not sure if you guys now a lot about Code Lyoko,since is a more obscure show that Pokemon or SpongeBob Squarepants,so I'll make a little summary of it before I start with the post.

Code Lyoko is a French animation series that follows the adventures of four kids that discover a supercomputer in the basement of an abandoned factory. This computer allows them to enter in the world of Lyoko,where the evil IA Xana is doing mischiefs that often materialize in the real world. They have to stop Xana with the help of the good IA Aelita and the ability of the computer to return 24 hours in the real world.

Here's a picture of the main characters

From left to right: Jeremy, Ulrich, Yumi, and Odd. Yeah,that's supposed to be a dog

Now that you know,let's start with this.

"The Schyphozoa and his bit "possessing Aelita" or "stealing her memories". And the tree roots in "Sabotage" molesting Yumi..."

Tentacle rape. Did I mention that they are 11 years old? And this is Fetish Fuel? Meaning that the person who wrote this probably masturbates thinking about it? Well,this is a bit tricky,since Aelita is an IA,so she is not really 11 years old , only looks like one,but still...Ugh.

"In "Attack of the Zombies", 11-year-old Milly is attacked in the shower by her zombified friend Tamiya, and spends the rest of the episode in a bathrobe. Could be as much Nightmare Fuel as Fetish Fuel, though"

"Could be?" 11-year-old girls attacked by zombies! In the shower! There are like 3 different fetishes there! I don't find the situation that scary,though. Unless you are talking about the concept of people being turned on by this. Then yeah, it's scary.

"In "Routine", as if the almost-kiss wasn't enough, at one point early in the episode, when Ulrich and one-off character Émilie are walking down a hallway towards each other, both in bathrobes, Émilie's bathrobe is oh-so-casually sliding off her shoulder, though she puts it back up after they cross paths. Did we mention this is right after Ulrich's shower scene? Children's sci-fi adventure show indeed."

 Oh my God, two kids in bathrobes?? AFTER SHOWERING?? And the girl's freaking shoulder is shown??? I must fap furiously!!!!! This show is obviously not for children. It's for adults. Pedophiles,but adults still.

"Why, why, why did Yumi only wore her party clothes in the first episode and never thereafter? Detached Sleeves + Bare Your Midriff + Minidress of Power + Zettai Ryouiki = Hot Damn!"

 You forgot a term in the equation. Here you got: Detached Sleeves + Bare Your Midriff + Minidress of Power + Zettai Ryouiki + Eleven years = You pervert

"Is there a Big Head fetish out there?"

You don't know how bad I wish there isn't.

"There is indeed. In fact, it frequently (though not always) goes well with the glasses fetish, the genius fetish, and the technogeek fetish"

 Fuck you.

"Another little bit of Fridge Logic: during Season 1, in-between XANA's attacks, Aelita is shown "learning about the real world" with the interface of a tower. Now, this likely mean through the Internet... which would equate to lots of time spent on the Web — more than a year, in fact, and of full-time, since she has no need for sleep at this point. Now, when you consider the obvious..."

 Wow, you are overthinking too much. So a girl having Internet access is somehow you fetish because she can watch porn?  Yeah of course, who doesn't know 11-year-old girls that watch porn everyday? When you let a girl of that age access to Internet, she will probably watch Justin Bieber videos and make a blog about her cat. That's it.

"Ulrich and Odd share a room. Opportunities for Ho Yay, anyone?"

There's no way they can share the room because they are friends,of course. They must be closet gays. So acording to this Fueler standards, if you share a room with your sister is because you are into incest,right?

So that makes it. There are more things in the page,but I think we all have had enough with the pedos, right?

(Fun Fact: In Spanish,"pedo" means fart. Another reason to them to be even more pathetic)