Looney Tunes. Childhood ruined in 3...2...1....

Who would have thought that the classic Looney Tunes cartoons could be Fetish Fuel for someone? Well, they are, and I think we should respect everyone no matter their sexual tendences.

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Nah, I'm just screwing with you.

"The sheer number of times that Bugs Bunny crossdresses boggles the mind. Probably the most famous example is in "What's Opera, Doc?""

Oh, and don't forget kissing another man. Because that's obviously treated as Fetish Fuel, and not as a comic relief.

"In one cartoon, Bugs marries Elmer Fudd in a Dream Sequence. With Fudd wearing the wedding dress."

It seems they didn't forget it.Good. Now seriously, it's amazing how people can find sexual excitement in situations that are played for laughs in children's cartoons. I understand people being furries, but c'mon, this is freaking Looney Tunes! It's like someone being excited by Olive Oyl. Is just wrong.

"Not one mention of Lola Bunny? Really? For shame..."

Hey Nostalgia Critic what do you have to say? :
"We don't wanna fuck bunnies! ...I can't believe I have to say this, we don't wanna fuck bunnies! I mean we're people! Therefore we like to fuck other people! I'm sure there's some SMALL percentage of people out there that like to fuck bunnies, but that hardly seems like a very profitable demographic. I mean, I put it to you: Have you ever seen a bunny that you ACTUALLY had the hots for?"
Poor innocent little guy, he didn't know of furries by that time.

"In "Banty Raids", Foghorn Leghorn is bound and beak-tied and forcibly dressed in drag by a machine, then married to a horny bantam rooster. "

Ok, the bound fetish is pretty common in real life, so I guess it's fine. The problem here once again is there are Looney Tunes cartoons. I think there are better places to please your bound fetish than Looney Tunes.

"Penelope Pussycat, the cat from the Pepe LePew shorts, especially when she gets a voice. Everything Sounds Sexier In French, indeed."

This is like the Lola Bunny thing, so I won't repeat myself in that. The response to that, however...

"By the way, what was the deal with Pepe? He's an attempted rapist for crying out loud."

Whoah,whoah,whoah and I thought I had a dirty mind. You know, there's platonic love and then there's rape. I don't remember Pepe le Pew putting sleeping pills in Penelope's drink anyway.

"This troper has sometimes had rather evil daydreams of Wile E. Coyote finally catching the Road Runner and eating him. What? That's what he wants to do!"

Oh my god an animal eating another animal? That is so exciting for some reason. Well, at least this person can say he has his collection of nature documentaries with educational purposes.

Weird Fetishes sell. ( Advertising )

You wouldn't expect something so harmless-looking like the "Advertising" article to be material for this blog. Well, yes it is. Sorry, I can't come with anything witty to write here.

"A German ad for Tampax brand tampons involves a woman, naked except for white panties and goggles, being sprayed with red liquid. The camera zooms in on her torso, then her face being covered with the red liquid, then zooms back out to display her still pristine white panties, despite being otherwise completely covered in the "blood"."

Watching "The Shining" with this person must be really weird. You know, for the erections and all that.

"There was a European commercial for fruit and vegetables that had them popping and dripping all over women's faces."

 That commercial was a parody of the concept "Sex Sells". Well, this person obviously didn't get the joke.

"The Orangina advertisements. It's like the ad crew, when asked to create an animal mascot group that would appeal to adults, went online and downloaded as much Furry porn as they could, for reference. Words cannot do it justice."

Oh my God, the furries have gained access to the publicity bussiness! They are gaining power, I told you! Soon, the whole planet will be theirs and no one will be safe! It's time to panic!!!! Seriously though, I have to agree that that commercial is so obviously furry appealing that I can't really criticize that Troper for putting it in.

"There was a commercial for Hardee's in which people are "measuring" how big their mouths are - by stuffing their fists, or a huge stack of straws. An article for Slate even comment on how they managed to get this one in general hours."

I bet the Goatse guy used the same methods seen in that commercial. There, if you ever found that commercial sexually appealing I ruined it forever. I'm a bastard like that.

"Subservient Chicken, anyone?"

No, non, nein, не, Não, Nu, Ej, δεν, Yok, ううん,  نو... well, I think you get it.
 Ok, one more




"The infamous Carls Jr. commercials with Paris Hilton in a skimpy black outfit washing a car is considered hot by a certain section of the populace."

I can understand furry. I can understand Shota and Loli. I can understand inflation, bestialism, vorephilia. I can even understand that someone feels sexually aroused by "2 girls 1 cup". But Paris Hilton ? You are seriously messed up.

"The new M&M's Premiums commercials with the green M&M dancing around and licking chocolate off her fingers suggestively all while being showered with little M&M's like flower petals. Hotness!!"

-The guy with no name that shows up for no reason in " The Room" to make out with his girlfriend says : "Chocolate is a symbol of love".

"The new Old Navy ads featuring talking mannequins can be somewhat appealing if you have an inanimate TF fetish...Or So I Heard."

You know, it's called Uncanny Valley for a reason.

" This Capri Sun spot, which has a young Asian girl's hands and feet turned into whoopee cushions. Some kind of weird crossover between bondage, Lolicon, and inflation. And why the lingering shots of her feet? "

You know, when it features live actions humans is not really Lolicon. Just saying that.

"This German anti sexual abuse ad manages to mix Fetish Fuel, Squick, Misaimed Fandom, Naughty Tentacles, Poes Law, Uncanny Valley, Star Fish Alien, Nightmare Fuel, Mars Needs Women, Does This Remind You Of Anything, Freud Was Right, and Puppeteer Parasite all in one ad. And notice that she never actually attacks it or even attepts to stop it, Her worst reaction is in middle age, when she's like "Awe, I'm about to get raped again. Oh well."

I tried to watch that and I couldn't make it to the half, so I'll let the Tropers respond for me :

• This troper (who, admittedly, has had close brushes with sexual abuse in the past) found the ad intensely creepy. If you aren't into tentacle rape, the whole sinuous snake thing textured like human flesh is Nausea Fuel right off the bat. Since childhood, the woman in the ad is just resigned to having this thing draped all over her. It's not the sexual abuse that continues, but the scars it leaves. Hell, this troper is into tentacle porn and it made her want to gag.
• Well, I think that indicates how unsuccessful the ad is; when the only people who are creeped out are the ones who've been through it, I think it's safe to say you've screwed up.
• When your reaction to this ad is "o hai, Fetish Fuel", I think it's safe to say, YOU're messed up.

Thanks. I couldn't say it better. Mainly because I suck at English.

Pokemon Part Two : The Bestiality Kicks In!

Yeah,the second part. The article is full of Furries and Shota, so I'm not going to list them all. So this post is gonna be shorter than the first one.


"No one's mentioned MEWTWO? For this troper's he's the best thing about the anime series: Tragic origins, strangely humaniod and alien at the same time, very flawed and deep, and has touches of heartwarming roles like Overprotective Dad and Papa Wolf for his fellow clones. Not to mention when Dan Green's voicing him, and he's a Woobie-tastic badass psychic... Good Grief, he's practically the River Tam of the franchise! Not to This Troper's surprise, he's got fanarts with Lucario (Furries) and Gardevoir (Fangirls)..."

Hey, if you like cat-alien things I don't got anything against it. Wait. Yes,yes I do. But Metwo is nowhere near to a deep character. No one in Pokemon is.

"And then there's the significant amount of Power Perversion Potential one could get by combining a Poke Ball and Bill's faulty teleporter that turns people into Pokemon. Just make sure you have the right badges for high-level members of the opposite sex"

Why on the mother on fuck would you want to turn a human into a Pokemon in order to fuck him? It wouldn't be better to just have sex with human? Oh,and the badges so people don't try to resist when they are getting raped. I need to stop overthinking about Fetish Fuel articles.

"Latias. Cute, playful and sweet. Oh yeah, sight-sharing, and a telepath. Oh and a shapeshifter."

Cute, playful and sweet. Don't you just wanna fuck it after reading this?

"Reshiram was obviously intended as fetish fuel. I mean seriously, what could be the point of that "hair" sticking out between its legs?"

Hmmm * Goes check out picture of Reshiram * Oh SHIT how I'm gonna clean the puke of the computer now?

"Pokemon themselves are powerful creatures that are potentially as intelligent as humans (they can even communicate in various ways even if they can't talk), who often enter into what appears to be a subservient relationship of their own free will, And, as mentioned above, they don't find little things like Genus or Species to be an effective deterrent to mating, and often develop deep attachments to humans. In other words, Bestiality with about 50% of what's abhorrent about it removed."

 Oh my god where do I start. 50%?  That means that 50% of what makes it abhorrent is still there. Like,you know, having sex with a FUCKING animal? And the worst thing is that the people below him don't call him a pervert or mock him. No,they fucking agree with him! One even says that removes EVERYTHING bad about bestiality. People,just a word: YOU WANT TO FUCK POKEMON. That's bad in every possible way. And don't even try to justify yourselves. All your silly arguments can be rebutted with the phrase I typed in caps above. Come on, go ahead. I'm ready to copy paste it

Pokemon. Gotta ..."catch" them all! (First Part)

The Pokemon article is less squicky that the SSB one.Of course,that's not saying much. It's Furry territory with some little sparkles of Shota refering to the human characters.Let's see:

"Gotta Catch Em All ... Then have Sex with them. This includes, but is not limited to Time, Space, Darkness, The Land, The Sea, The Sky, Various other elements, and all of creation and life itself!"

This sentence is very,very strange. There are some recurring fetishes in TV Tropes,but I've never seen one of this magnitude. A fetish for creation and life itself? This person wants to fuck literally everything. Everything.  

 "Also, Absol. A few pokemon are easy to consider as The Woobie. And if you're into that..."

What? Absol is not even anthropomorfic. It's four-legged, so It's not even furry-friendly, It's downright zoophiliac. And If you a have a thing for woobies (characters so cute you want to hug),why don't you try,I don't know, ANYTHING BUT A GODDAM POKEMON ???!!?!?!¿¿¡

"The mere idea that you can breed Pokemon ever since Gold and Silver, especially most of everything with a Ditto. And that's not going into female looking Pokemon like Gardevoir..."

The mere idea of (esentially) animals breeding turns you on? Man,good thing you aren't a farmer.

"This troper read a fanfic that delves into this particular thing [about Gardevoir] , involving a trainer and his Gardevoir falling in love and having to save the world from Giovanni and a demon-man from destroying the world. It's actually pretty good, but as always, Your Mileage May Vary."

May Vary? More like Will Vary! That's not me talking, the replies to this were unanymous in that fanfic  being horrible and rather graphic.They say it's called "Sinners" so if you want to throw up for some reason you can read it.

During a disgustingly long portion of the article the Fuelers (new nickname) drool over Gardevoir,Lucario and Loppuny and how hot they are. Then they start talking about "masculine good-looking" Pokemon like Machamps.Finally they start looking for phallic imagery in Pokemon shapes ( Palkia and Combusken) and vagina-looking Pokemon (Cloyster and...Cradily??) Why Cradily? Here's an image from it: 

Does this looks like a vagina or a penis to you? In fact, does this look like anything to you? (Image from LegendaryPokemon.net)

"Why hasn't Metapod been mentioned? What about the whole "My Metapod is harder than yours" battle?. I'm sure someone has a fetish for having their "Metapod" being squeezed by a Pinsir"

I'm pretty sure no one wants to have his cock being squeezed by a giant bug with spikes in its horns. It seems rather painful. Besides,you would end up in Offended.(DON'T LOOK AT IT FOR GOD'S SAKE)

Oh shit, I'm getting sick of reading this. I'm halfway through the article,so expect a second part of this.

SpongeBob SquarePants. Moar Like FetishPants Amirite?

This page isn't nearly as big as the SSB one,so I'll put all the entries in this one.(Except the replys). It's a really short page,and that is definitily for the good.Let's start.


"The episode Squirrel Jokes had a scene where Spongebob is inflated by Sandy filling him up with water."

I saw that episode. Spongebob ends up being the same size as Sandy's house. Sandy used that to torture him because he was making fun of her.Why am I making a summary of the episode? Because I prefer to talk about anything but inflation fetishes.

"In Overbooked, Sandy gets a Panty Shot."


I haven't seen that particular episode,but...really? When Sandy is in her house,she spents all the time in bikini,so that shouldn't surprise. Anyway, this was very probably written by a furry,since those people are the only ones who get turned on by a cartoon squirrel. Since there are so many of them in Tv Tropes,I'll just talk about the most disturbing cases.

"This troper finds the scene in the episode Ghost Host where Spongebob turns into an octopus oddly.... appealing, to say the least."

I guess this one is a case of a transformation fetish. This is a common fetish in Tv Tropes,and you will find it in every page where it can fit.But this case is particularly strange,since it's a sponge turning into a octopus. It's like "Oh man,the only way Spongebob could be more attractive is transforming into an octopus".Ugh

"One episode had Spongebob nude."

 I guess this person has a boner every time he washes the dishes.

"There is a furless scene of Sandy"
I'm confused.Does this mean that for furries the equivalent of being nude is this? Well, I won't look it in Google,I have enough reading about it.

"Two Words: Maid Spongebob."

Two Words: You pervert.

"Whenever Sandy flexes, especially in Karate Island."
Man,is Sandy the Ms Fanservice of the show or what? No love for Pearl or Mr Krabs mom? Those furries have no love for sea creatures.

"Of course, there must be some fans who watch this show purely for the ridiculous amount of Ho Yay."

Yeah, the Slashfic writers and Yaoi Fangirls.I wouldn't call them fans,I would call them worse things.

"Recent episodes have a lot of Foot Focus"

Foot fetishism is one of the most common and accepted fetishism in real life,and no person with an open mind will call you on it if you have one.Until you mention SpongeBob.Then they will  call the police.

"This troper likes Spongebob's burglar costume from the episode "Gift of Gum". It looks so cute on him!"
And that finishes it. For being a series with only two human characters it sure has a long article. With no mention of those human characters. Wait...*reads the article again* No mention of Squidward and his tentacles? Damn,Tropers,you dissapoint me.